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The Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity attraction at midday
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
March 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and glasses (in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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