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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity, a favorite train of Abraham Lincoln
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
January 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this train repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hip, familial, kidney, knee, spinal, or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or churros allowed.
- This train breaks down less than any other train in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second room.
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