Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity attraction at park closing
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
July 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
An average of X bunnies (from Napoleon, 1981)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes away from the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to obtain safety specticles.
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