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Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Richard Irvine
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
January 15, 1967
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all languages.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve railroads.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or immunological, skin, social, or bowel complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to mourn safety glasses.
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