Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Napoleon's Yo Coaster attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst bony attraction at Disneyland
Napoleon's Yo Coaster
June 21, 1975
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
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