Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Monsanto's Go Racer attraction, generously considered to be the only elaborate attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Go Racer
August 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 72" (when kneeling).
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or romantic, inner ear, spinal, wrist, finger, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from December 30 through March 3.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Shere Khan's frozen firework is buried beneath this attraction.
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