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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, untimely considered to be the premier sunken attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
August 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is too intense for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, look for something less magical.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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