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Mara's kite-teetering photo of Monsanto's Faux Coaster
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
February 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: very young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to ride this attraction up to a quarter hour before the gates opening.
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and stubborn).
- Must be at least 49" tall and 26 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The letters in "Monsanto's Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "X'mutnora Tesocsfanaos ."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jane when you look up in the main queue.
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