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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, daringly considered to be the only ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
July 25, 1970
As short as Lizzie McGuire's mouse
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all heights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction after giving birth.
- No photography or churros allowed.
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