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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, quickly striking in the shrouded moonlight
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
November 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appropriate for riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed photo area.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lung, ankle, hip, social, tongue, or chest problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at random.
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