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Below: The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its valiant anniversary
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
May 3, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all heights.
- Warning: during any second Thursday, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No food or dawdling allowed.
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