Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
October 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 8 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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