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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
February 28, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The picture of grapes is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Chicken Little when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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