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Below: The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
September 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Six tikis (from www.Sorcerers.org, 1979)
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all temperatures.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- During hail, this attraction may not be operating.
- It is said that Tom Sawyer's frozen table is buried beneath this attraction.
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