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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction during repairs
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
March 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for grandparents of all languages.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After confusing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young children.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen relocation from February 22 to May 5.
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