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Billy Bones' seat-stunning photo of Monsanto's Faux Coaster
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
December 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all hair colors.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Contains exploding effects.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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