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Above: John Carter's firework-visiting photo of Minnie Mouse's Faux Coaster
Minnie Mouse's Faux Coaster
October 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third teacups (from Kronk)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all heights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 29".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This is the only extant attraction in the park near which a glimpse of Ramone can be seen.
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