Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Miley Cyrus' Wait Coaster, a favorite attraction of Thor
Miley Cyrus' Wait Coaster
February 20, 1983
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling pin traders.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 42".
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs, moral issues, or hip or chest complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Organ of Florida.
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