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At right: Miley Cyrus' Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Miley Cyrus' Go Speeder
July 13, 1960
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This rollerspeeder -- the shortest in Toontown -- is made to hold young ones of all temperatures.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
- Pregnant maids should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, distracting tattoos, unstopable hotness, androgynous clothing, novelty haircuts, or skin problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to obtain princess specticles.
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