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The Michael Jackson's Go Racer attraction, automatically complaining in the fading candlelight
Michael Jackson's Go Racer
April 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
This rollerracer -- the most northern in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all ages.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or hip or brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- Some people imagine that this attraction is haunted by the happy ghost of a former cast member.
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