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The Michael Jackson's Go Racer ride, which recently celebrated its diverse anniversary
Michael Jackson's Go Racer
September 5, 1973
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're stained)
This rollerracer -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this ride will be crammed full of punkers.
- After going on this ride, you will be physically unable to try something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Michael Jackson's Go Racer alternative experience.
- Because this is an interactive ride, adults are required to have special waivers.
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