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An exotic view of Michael Jackson's Go Machine when it's inundated in metaphor
Michael Jackson's Go Machine
August 7, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to sit next to someone you find chattering, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Strollers are not compatible with this dark ride.
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