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The Michael Jackson's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
Michael Jackson's Go Machine
September 1, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all strengths.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo thingy.
- Minimum height 22".
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from spinal, liver, elbow, hip, neck, or back complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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