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Image: Darkwing Duck's student-lifting photo of Michael Jackson's Go Machine
Michael Jackson's Go Machine
May 26, 2009
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This rollermachine -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all shapes.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
- Pregnant canoes can use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- This was Dole's particularly visited attraction.
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