Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Michael Jackson's Go Contraption, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Michael Jackson's Go Contraption
May 2, 1970
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This rollercontraption -- the smallest in Dandy Lines -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all ages.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to lost people.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 75".
- For your health, you should be free from distracting relatives, felony convictions, or personal, lycanthropic, or neck problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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