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The Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Mexico
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
February 8, 1965
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all shapes.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, lung, ankle, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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