Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear's driver-quitting photo of Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
May 20, 2015
Avg. queue length:
X pirates (by "Wet Trash" editor)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all shapes.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you have no business riding this experience.
- Expectant parents should avoid this experience.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this experience.
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