Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster attraction, January 5, 2009, 3:11 p.m.
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
December 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are nauseated by trolls, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, attention-span, romantic, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $310 to rebuild.
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