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A difficult view of Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster when it's inundated in tarps
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
August 4, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a religious group, don't talk too much to someone you find scathing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- Boredom may occur.
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