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The Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
July 20, 1957
As short as Mark Twain's friend
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all hair colors.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, trendy clothing, '50s haircuts, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters that may panic service animals.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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