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Above: The Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
February 9, 1984
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find slicing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young children.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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