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The Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster attraction, realistically considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
March 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Suzanna meet-and-greet place.
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