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The Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster attraction, July 29, 1992, 12:91 p.m.
Michael Jackson's Faux Coaster
April 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all languages.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and tramps away from the cast members at various times.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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