Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael Eisner's Proceed Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Michael Eisner's Proceed Coaster
December 8, 1992
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, fingernail, lung, tongue, chin, or elbow issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to have special pants.
- The comment about facts is an inside joke.
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