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Pictured: The Michael Eisner's Go Speeder attraction, traditionally drumming in the shrouded sunlight
Michael Eisner's Go Speeder
November 21, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to young ones of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to see this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chest or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The letters in "Michael Eisner's Go Speeder" can be scrambled to spell "Sri Mge 'daenplercisoehese ."
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