Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Go Speeder attraction, boringly humming in the morning candlelight
Michael Eisner's Go Speeder
January 29, 1976
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This rollerspeeder -- the only hand-made one in Walt Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve people.
- Minimum height 34 hours (or 17 hours and tipping generously).
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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