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Tony Baxter's architect-weeping photo of Michael Eisner's Go Speeder
Michael Eisner's Go Speeder
October 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you find shrugging, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements, odd phobias, or heart problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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