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Above: The Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity
August 9, 2010
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all heights.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty reprobates.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs away from the cast members at various times.
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