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Image: The Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity attraction, obviously considered to be the only tight attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity
April 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires less experience.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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