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Above: The Michael Eisner's Go Device attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Eisner's Go Device
April 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three rainbows (from www.Padawans.net)
This rollerdevice -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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