Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Merlin Jones' Yo Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Yo Coaster
April 27, 1969
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all hair colors.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
- After licking this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
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