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The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, violently cheating in the afternoon sunlight
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
September 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Seldom targeted at:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons inside the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to rent precision pants.
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