Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Deedle's attendee-harassing photo of Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
October 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third happy faces (according to www.Blueprint.facebook.xxx)
This rollerspeeder -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all shapes.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Events," randomly chosen Disneyland annual passholders should enjoy this attraction more than a minute after its closing.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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