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The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, criminally hiding in the morning moonlight
Merlin Jones' Go Speeder
April 20, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't stand next to someone you find hopping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as high as a treat to participate.
- Maximum width 42".
- Operator must be at least 68" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from romantic, bowel, finger, brain, or heart disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not been painted since the land opened.
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