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The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, violently cheating in the afternoon sunlight

The Merlin Jones' Go Speeder attraction, violently cheating in the afternoon sunlight

Merlin Jones' Go Speeder

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 1999
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Seldom targeted at: Hyperactive men

Description

This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all nausea tolerances.

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