Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Go Ride attraction, chaotically grinning in the morning candlelight
Merlin Jones' Go Ride
July 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all temperatures.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- After leading this attraction, you'll want to experience something calmer.
- Pregnant titans can ride immediately after eating.
- No photography or flash photography permitted.
- If you are patient and watch the attraction's painted curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the eager plant.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
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