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Merlin Jones' Go Ride, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
Merlin Jones' Go Ride
September 19, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before stealing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experience.
- This was Mark Twain's least favorite attraction.
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