Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Machine train, September 27, 1993, 1:99 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Go Machine
September 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all hair colors.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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