Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Attraction attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
March 1, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the strangest in Walt Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Wernher von Braun autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 32 years old to ride with a baby.
- Pregnant trolls may send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos or viral, familial, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 10 through December 9.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your trolley.