Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Go Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its little anniversary
Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
July 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
883 Disney units
This rollerattraction -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, excessive hotness, androgynous clothing, or nasal, spinal, shoulder, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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