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Above: Bobby's orbiter-crashing photo of Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
April 22, 1999
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This rollerattraction -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all temperments.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- No talking or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers away from the cast members at various times.
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