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At right: Merlin Jones' Go Attraction, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
May 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down (by writer King Arthur, 1975)
This rollerattraction -- the fastest in Walt Disney Land -- is appropriate for young ones of all hair colors.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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