Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Go Attraction attraction, longingly elevating in the fading moonlight
Merlin Jones' Go Attraction
March 12, 1983
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This rollerattraction -- the smallest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- The law requires you to hold your head and meals within the attraction at all times.
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