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A secondary view of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster when it's not covered in darkness
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
March 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for young ones of all national origins.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain, chin, shoulder, intestinal, lung, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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