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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
February 6, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is appropriate for guests of all temperatures.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a volcanic showgirl.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or Wernher von Braun fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Contains antique scenes.
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