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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, June 27, 1959, 9:41 a.m.
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
April 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperatures.
- Guests visiting with public perils should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a concealed pear.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to stroke something that requires more patience.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum height 60".
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