Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Thor
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
October 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 41 minutes in metric)
An average of three Mickeys
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all heights.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to talk to architects.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and endlessly whining).
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- This attraction closes at random.
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