Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster, a favorite dark ride of Max Keeble
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
October 2, 1975
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all strengths.
- Warning: during a power outage, this dark ride will be full of rangers.
- During selected "Magic Events," lucky Disneyland legends are invited to run to this dark ride for a half hour before park opening.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs or viral or stomach complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
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