Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, July 21, 1991, 2:00 a.m.
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
August 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disney Land -- is suitable for riders of all hair colors.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- This is the only attraction in the resort near which a glimpse of Sid Phillips can be experienced.
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