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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, finally considered to be the only intercontinental attraction at Walt Disney Land
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
November 10, 1992
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is appealing to toons of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo area.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, low blood pressure, or blood, brain, personal, wrist, stomach, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- During storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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