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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, again considered to be the worst mighty attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
November 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Zero Mickeys (by Dapper Dan)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all national origins.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Darby O'Gill fans.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something more exciting.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- The letters in "Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell " Extralenau Sf Mnosroeic'j."
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