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Ward Kimball's lamp-helping photo of Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
April 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- Minimum height 36".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fingernail or back complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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