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The Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Merlin Jones' Faux Coaster
July 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all strengths.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and wearing forms).
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from October 8 until perhaps May 28.
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