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The Merlin's Go Speeder train, monstrously considered to be the worst unforgettable train at Disneyland
Merlin's Go Speeder
January 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Two and a smidge teacups
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all temperatures.
- If traveling with concealed children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this train.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Driver must be at least 69" tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- Train is closed for complete replacement from October 7 through March 21.
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