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Picture: Pluto's dachshund-elongating photo of Merlin's Faux Coaster
Merlin's Faux Coaster
December 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is suitable for grandparents of all strengths.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby character autograph garden.
Policies and Notices
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys or finger, spinal, attention-span, social, hair, or tongue issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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