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Above: An indigenous view of Merlin's Faux Coaster when it's covered in darkness
Merlin's Faux Coaster
July 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all temperments.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Because this is a long attraction, guests are required to rent themed specticles.
- The trees behind this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
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