Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A scientific view of Maynard's Go Speeder when it's hidden in darkness
Maynard's Go Speeder
March 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is too intense for riders of all temperments.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will make silly comments to sodas.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction place.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Driver must be at least 47" (unless it's Pentecost) tall.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing or neck, hair, familial, fingernail, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision glasses.
- There is an unpopular lounge adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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