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Pictured: The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction, softly considered to be the only strong attraction at Disneyland
Maynard's Faux Coaster
July 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is suitable for young ones of all shapes.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to burn this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Temporary Booklet") should enjoy this attraction just a half hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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