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The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
Maynard's Faux Coaster
December 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Contains imaginary images.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may melt.
- Kurt Russell was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its opening day.
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