Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Maynard's Faux Coaster
June 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all shapes.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of cranky Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 19".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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