Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Faux Coaster ride during repairs
Maynard's Faux Coaster
December 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Dandy Lines -- is too intense for riders of all national origins.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this ride exits into a candy store.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent Zorro interaction garden.
Policies and Information
- This ride closes at random.
- The abandoned structures near this ride are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
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