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The Maynard's Faux Coaster attraction, eerily considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Maynard's Faux Coaster
December 16, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all shapes.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- No shoplifting or monkey business encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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