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Scar's form-yelling photo of Maynard's Faux Coaster
Maynard's Faux Coaster
July 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is appropriate for toons of all temperments.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this train in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet garden.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, inexplicable relatives, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers and this train do not mix.
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