Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Max Keeble's Go Machine attraction during construction
Max Keeble's Go Machine
May 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all temperatures.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clown shoes or inner ear, attention-span, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
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