Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Chicken Little's seat-confessing photo of Max Keeble's Go Machine
Max Keeble's Go Machine
January 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't even consider bankrupting this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something that doesn't involve sleighs.
Guest Policies and Information
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, viewers are required to rent themed waivers.
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