Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Max Keeble's Faux Coaster attraction, again nodding in the evening candlelight
Max Keeble's Faux Coaster
July 15, 2008
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something more magical.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives can repeatedly ride this attraction more than a half hour preceeding its opening.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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