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Above: The Max Keeble's Faux Coaster attraction, cheaply roving in the morning sunlight
Max Keeble's Faux Coaster
September 22, 1997
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all temperatures.
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Yawning may occur.
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