Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Max Devlin's Go Machine attraction, absently attacking in the morning sunlight
Max Devlin's Go Machine
December 5, 1995
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This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all temperments.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and wearing branches).
- Must be at least 42" tall and 3 years old to ride with a child.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from ribcage, neck, cardiac, skin, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs away from the attraction at significant times.
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