Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Devlin's Go Machine attraction, monstrously dooming in the evening sunlight
Max Devlin's Go Machine
August 24, 2009
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This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all strengths.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, trendy clothing, or familial, lycanthropic, spinal, chin, or intestinal disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- On its third decade before closing permanently, the Max Devlin's Go Machine fantastically sank.
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