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Below: A fantastical view of Max Devlin's Go Machine when it's not shrounded in chests
Max Devlin's Go Machine
November 23, 1996
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This rollermachine -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all ages.
- If you are allergic to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '50s haircuts or intestinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
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