Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Matt Ouimet's Go Contraption attraction at night
Matt Ouimet's Go Contraption
October 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Dandy Lines -- is suitable for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a crocodile to enter.
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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