Massive Linkletterland Attraction Database
The Matt Ouimet's Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary
Matt Ouimet's Go Contraption
June 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This rollercontraption -- the most northern in Linkletterland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction second to last thing after breakfast.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
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