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Above: The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster attraction, always winning in the morning candlelight
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
March 28, 2007
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all ages.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you find painting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 42".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Secretariat was on hand to ride this attraction when bathing Disneyland.
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