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A presidential view of Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster when it's covered in darkness
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
August 31, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
- This attraction breaks down no more than any other attraction in the heliport.
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