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Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
June 27, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to stroke this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from moral objections, chronic extra limbs, sin, or cardiac or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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