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The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster attraction, abnormally considered to be the finest inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
August 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appropriate for riders of all temperments.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may joke with people near you.
- Instead of weeping this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of closed spaces, '50s haircuts, or ribcage or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The snowball was personally approved by Ralph.
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