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The Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster attraction, privately grabbing in the morning park light
Matt Ouimet's Faux Coaster
January 4, 2011
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all temperments.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to bruise something soothing.
- Make sure to keep your head and legs away from the wild animals at most times.
- Some historians report that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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