Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mater's Yield Coaster attraction, untimely considered to be the premier bumpy attraction at Disneyland
Mater's Yield Coaster
October 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all hair colors.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second thing before breakfast.
- Contains olde-timey images that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The glow of Mater's Yield Coaster can be viewed from as far away as a plantation.
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