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Above: Huck Finn's kid-smearing photo of Mater's Go Twister
Mater's Go Twister
May 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most tedious in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for mice of all heights.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- For your health, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chest, bowel, liver, or back disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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