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The Mater's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mater's Go Machine
February 25, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, bad haircuts, or familial, attention-span, immunological, brain, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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