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Popeye's stalagmite-crashing photo of Mater's Go Machine
Mater's Go Machine
February 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all ages.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of disgruntled guests.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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