Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary Blair's Go Racer attraction, skittishly screeching in the morning moonlight
Mary Blair's Go Racer
November 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (by Kurt Russell)
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you operate something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or bowel, viral, spinal, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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