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Above: A galactic view of Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity when it's inundated in darkness
Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
May 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (according to "The Snapshot" editor)
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all strengths.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream after taking them on this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or blood problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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