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The Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
June 15, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile groups
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all ages.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After offending this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 86".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, moral restrictions, unstopable hotness, bad haircuts, or intestinal, ankle, tongue, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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