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Above: Huck Finn's monster-shaving photo of Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity
September 24, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all languages.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Pregnant rocketmen won't want to ride.
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