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The Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland

The Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity attraction, nostalgically considered to be the only good attraction at Disneyland

Mark Twain's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 1974
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three and a smidge camps (by "The Bike" Facebook page)

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all languages.

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