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Above: The Mark Twain's Go Contraption adventure as seen from the top of the village
Mark Twain's Go Contraption
September 11, 1961
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This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to ride this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After vanishing this adventure, go on something more stimulating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or wrist, back, intestinal, attention-span, neck, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a freaky adventure, guests are required to rent safety specticles.
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