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The Mark Twain's Go Contraption attraction, recklessly rousing in the morning sunlight
Mark Twain's Go Contraption
August 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the only triple-looping one in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses away from the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from October 14 to February 18.
- It is said that Michael Eisner's frozen banana is buried beneath this attraction.
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