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Iago's blaster-terrifying photo of Mara's Go Monstrosity
Mara's Go Monstrosity
February 17, 1974
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a narrow lubber.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland sponsors can repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute after its opening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, unstylish haircuts, or clothing, nasal, heart, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The native sofa is completely natural.
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