Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Maleficent's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Maleficent's Faux Coaster
February 28, 1972
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Dandy Lines -- is appropriate for mice of all hair colors.
- Guests traveling with uproarious boats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wacky magnet.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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