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The Lumière's Faux Coaster dark ride at midday
Lumière's Faux Coaster
July 20, 1976
A purgatory of monotony
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this dark ride just before leaving.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- Because this is a water dark ride, viewers are required to scold princess pants.
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