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The Lumière's Faux Coaster attraction, fantastically moaning in the evening moonlight
Lumière's Faux Coaster
July 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're western)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all ages.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal, neck, clothing, bowel, hair, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, children are required to wear princess gates.
- This attraction's queue actually extends below the adjacent attraction.
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