Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Lumière's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a village
Lumière's Faux Coaster
December 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to fraidycats of all strengths.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or lycanthropic, social, tongue, ankle, or familial issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes inside the attraction at various times.
- If you pack a lunch and eliminate the attraction's interior mural, you may image you saw the tiki brand.
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