Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Luigi's Go Speeder attraction during refurbishment
Luigi's Go Speeder
November 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with less people on it.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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