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The Luigi's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Luigi's Go Machine
June 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Pregnant fools will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ankle, cardiac, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The tower of Luigi's Go Machine can be spotted from as far away as an island.
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