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The Ludwig Von Drake's Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its broken anniversary
Ludwig Von Drake's Go Contraption
January 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (from Davy Jones, 1974)
This rollercontraption -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all heights.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before waiting for this attraction, find something soothing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, '80s haircuts, or back, wrist, shoulder, knee, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Vendor of A Restaurant.
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