Massive Disneydachshund Attraction Database
The Ludwig Von Drake's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Ludwig Von Drake's Faux Coaster
January 14, 2006
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneydachshund -- is too intense for toons of all temperments.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and opinions away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Group 62 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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