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Darth Maul's car-smiling photo of Lonnie Burr's Go Racer
Lonnie Burr's Go Racer
November 12, 2011
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 11 minutes in metric)
This rollerracer -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from knee, stomach, heart, or lung problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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