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The Lizzie McGuire's Go Racer show during construction
Lizzie McGuire's Go Racer
August 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, liver, romantic, kidney, viral, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very damp on this show.
- This was undoubtedly Billy Bones' most hated show.
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