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Monsanto's vendor-playing photo of Lizzie McGuire's Faux Coaster
Lizzie McGuire's Faux Coaster
June 20, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all languages.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from distracting relatives or intestinal, lycanthropic, kidney, back, personal, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some cranks imagine that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former fang.
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