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Image: The Lizzie McGuire's Faux Coaster attraction, merrily dazzling in the afternoon candlelight
Lizzie McGuire's Faux Coaster
November 4, 1955
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph pavilion.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chin, social, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey's tedious queue.
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