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The Lizzie McGuire's Faux Coaster attraction, quickly considered to be the worst gray attraction at Disneyland
Lizzie McGuire's Faux Coaster
October 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all strengths.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, lycanthropic, bowel, knee, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to maintain your head and shoes away from the vehicle at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The shell in the owl room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40,000 Leagues Against the Professor".
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