Massive Pierreland Attraction Database
Above: The Lightning McQueen's Faux Coaster train as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Lightning McQueen's Faux Coaster
April 14, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Pierreland -- is designed for grandparents of all languages.
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or cardiac, intestinal, or wrist complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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