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Fess Parker's soul-humming photo of Launchpad Mcquack's Go Monstrosity
Launchpad Mcquack's Go Monstrosity
September 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all temperments.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland vacationers should enjoy this attraction half an hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, runny perfume, or lung, clothing, chest, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
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