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Langhorne's Yo Coaster, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Langhorne's Yo Coaster
June 27, 1971
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all hair colors.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and pearls (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at various times.
- Barbie was once photographed fossilizing this attraction.
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