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Above: Edna Mode's nose-rolling photo of Langhorne's Go Racer
Langhorne's Go Racer
October 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all temperments.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and implode.
- Minimum height 36".
- Operator must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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